July 2012
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
June 2012
I think its cute when a guy tries to plan...
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
Guess it's another day ignoring each other.
waiting around for one text message kinda makes...
I find it cute.
vhattitsteto:
When the person you like texts you good morning or calls you. Leaves you messages. Checks up on you all the time, just to see if you’re alright. Gets worried about you and everything. I actually don’t find that annoying. I know some people do feel suffocated. But I love it when someone does that. Keeps me smiling for days. It just shows, that you are thinking about me. That you...
Have you ever looked at a person and wish things...
middle of test with 100+ students. dead quiet.
stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.
I know I'm not the best, but I'm trying my best.
Real relationship:
Girl: Here's your phone. You have a text message.
Boy: Babe, just check it for me.
You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the...
– Jeff Stuckel (via skeletales)